scary as fuck




Just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand. - Homer J Simpson. /



somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

femalefrontedmetal:

pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

britneysbaldhead:

when you cum the first time after a week

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

larrykinglive:

finding out one of your followers are hot
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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD