scary as fuck




Just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand. - Homer J Simpson. /



ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….





saladder:

mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad…. 



whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

Anonymous asks:you're hot as fuck please stop (jk never stop always continue)

Awww thanks boo!!!