scary as fuck




Just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand. - Homer J Simpson. /



You know what sucks? Going to bed feeling terrible. You know what sucks even more? Waking up feeling even worse.

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

evxlution:

people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

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creakz:

when someone wants to text dirty with me

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asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

mermaidmadeofseafoam:

thefryingpanninja:

I WANT A TANGLED SEQUEL I WANT A TANGLED PREQUEL I WANT ANOTHER TANGLED SHORT I WANT SOMETHING TANGLED NOOOOOOOW DISNEY

I kind of want a prequel about Eugene and his life as Flynn Rider.

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends